Saturday, March 17, 2012

#29 - Tense situation

                                         Woman: Do you speak Polish?
                                         Man: I spoke it, but I only knew the past tense.

                                         Woman: And now?
                                         Man: Also now.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

#27 - Roots

Teacher: Yes, we should be proud of the place where we were born. But what else should we be proud of?

Pupil: The date...